Best Librarian Descriptor Ever

Matt from Intelligentsia Coffee pointed me to the description of their "Decaf Librarian's Blend," that I noticed at Coffee Hound this morning. I think it's brilliant and flattering, despite the shushing reference.  I'll cop to it, at any rate (especially since I not only shushed (with good humor), but booted out (with less good humor), some young rowdies today).   

the Librarian's Blend is named for that person who always told you to keep quiet when you were studying. This blend is representative of the soul of the librarian: steady, reassuring, and always there with that slight edge of eccentricity. It has a bold base with a bit of sparkle. Here's to good reading.

If only I drank decaf, I could tell you what a terrific blend it is....